Shockey out

Imma get druuuuunk!!! Shockey!!!!

Shockey win!!

The best shockey win yet. We have healed Katrina today.

Doritos

You see that fucking commercial?! Doritos commercial? Hilarious!

Also good job saints defence on that td. But seriously. Doritos.

2 point conversion

In some circles 2 point conversions are called Shockey conversions. In
shockey circles for sure.

Touchdown!!!!

The only thing more beautiful than my touchdown are my golden locks.
Shockey Blog!!!!

Defense

I wish I could play defense. I'd own. Shockey D!

Shockey!!!

I'm shockey. I caught a ball. This google ad is fucking adorable.

Touchdown!

You see me put on pierre Thomas' jersey and score a touchdown? Cause I
did. I AM THE SAINTS! Shockey!

Onside kick

That shit was my idea.

I only said we should do it so I could get in a fight with a
motherfucker. Shockey will destroy fighting.

The who

The who is badass. But you know who's more badass? Me. Jeremy shockey.
Fucking badass.

The first half

I didn't blog at all during the first half. I was too busy looking
like the wrestler and being a fucking badass. I'm JEREMY SHOCKEY BABY!!

Yo asshole,

My name is Jeremy Shockey, dickface. I'm the fucking tightend of the Saints... and I'm gonna liveblog this piece like it's my business. Fucking deal.